No prints, no permanent record of their lives and times. So hundreds of thousands, maybe even millions, of photographic images simply vanished. Cloud storage was tempestuous and vapid at best. habilis-did indeed take pics, but they used their phones (instead of a real camera) and never made backup copies. This may explain why I always fell asleep as soon as the projector started clicking when I was in elementary school-bad DNA.Ĭontrarians assert that Neanderthals, Denisovans and other early kin-perhaps as far back as H. Movies, they say, were so popular that the denizens of prehistory began staying there 24/7 and often napped during double features. Some have even gone so far as to postulate that caves initially were early home theaters, not places to dwell. Living hectic lives evading ice sheets, battling predators and discovering which weeds were smokable, Neanderthals may have captured the action on video instead of shooting still images. Oh, wait-that’s not possible, is it? That’s a formula for extinction. So much so, in fact, that ‘thals had the reputation of sharing their cave with anyone who could make a stone spear point.Įvery camera brand had its own proprietary lens mount, used a unique battery and created incompatible Raw format files. Therefore the selective breeding instinct of finding an attractive mate was severely impaired. Many Paleo-ophthalmologists believe that their vision was primitive, and the selection of eyeglass frames was piddly. I can imagine them just sitting around, waiting to evolve. Not to mention, having recently learned to walk upright, maybe they were just too damn tired. There were so many plants and animals to name-why, naming the birds alone took forever because they all looked alike. E6 labs were far-flung and Kodak picked up only once every-other-century. ©Jon SienkiewiczĬompetition with other undiscovered Homo erectus, Homo sapiens and similar primate species kept them so busy that they had little time to develop their darkroom skills. Middle Paleolithic Bunny Rabbit (Oryctolagus Cuniculus Bugs). Even Middle Paleolithic bunny rabbits were viscous. Besides, they spent all of their time vivisecting cattle, building pyramids and teaching astronomy. Some were willing to pose, sure, but they only spoke Trigonometry sustained communication was impossible. You’ve been to a museum, right? What do you think? Mrs. Neanderthal was too vain, too shy and not too cute. So what was there to photograph in the first place, if we rule out holidays, travel and street photography? Birthdays hadn’t been invented yet, and virtually no one went on vacation. And there was so much nocturnal light pollution caused by the nonstop barbecues. The prehistoric landscape was littered with fresh fossils, unicorn poop and unripened coal. Here are the top 5 theories why Neanderthals did not take many photographs. During this time, it’s been confirmed, the two groups enjoyed some delightful afternoons, or enjoyed some afternoon delight, and as a result some of us have rather brushy eyebrows and frontal bossing (heavy brow ridges). Scientists speculate that the reign of modern humans overlapped with them for perhaps 5,000 years. That’s three times longer than our fragile species has existed so far. I would strongly suggest to the owners of the company the implementation of random drug testing to reclaim the professionalism of the store.Whatever they may have done wrong, Neanderthals ditty bopped around for 300,000 years. The downfall is in the outside personal ethics that interfere with the professionalism of the store. Management within the store is hard working when they are at the store. Its always a joy to help a customer find the "perfect" camera or camera equipment to suit their personal needs. The hardest part of the job would have been convincing people to buy that day instead of the common response of "ill do some more research and be back later". My co workers are fun to work with and give a relaxed atmosphere to work in. No formal learning material provided by the company to learn from. However with the exemption of 2 training classes, all camera related knowledge was self taught. I've learned massive amounts of information about the different types of cameras and the benefits to each camera manufacturer. A typical day is helping customers with the selection and education of camera equipment purchases.
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